First Mess: At midnight poor Breanna became violently ill with some sort of stomach sickness. That girl has got some serious skills when it comes to making it to the bathroom every time. She was such a trooper!
Second Mess: Jake woke up with a HUGE unidentifiable red blob in his hair/forehead area. Turned out to be a piece of Big Red gum that he had neglected to spit out before falling asleep the night before. I begged him to let me take a picture (since this certainly will be the first and last time this will ever happen), but he would under no circumstances consent to such an embarrassing suggestion. I deeply regret that I didn't got against his wishes.
It was actually very funny (mom and Marilyn and I had to demonstrate a superhuman amount of self control to not laugh out loud when he came downstairs). Jake did not for one second think it was funny at all. Especially when we broke out the peanut butter, and started attempting to comb it out. Scissors did eventually come into play.
Third Mess: After de-gumming Jake, we decided to head to JoAnne's. After much shopping success, we got in the car and it wouldn't start. Turns out the battery was completely corroded. A nice man jump started us with his pocket knife (not kidding - sparks flew). Jer had to replace the battery all together.
Fourth Mess: Mom and Aunt Marilyn who could not keep their drinks in the upright position to save themselves.
Fifth and Final Mess: The shreds of cloth that are still at this moment on my floors from the amazing and very cool PJ bottoms that Grandma and the kids made.
Now there's a mess I can live with!